1. 當你準備要去洗澡的時候,你的兄弟姊妹總愛搶在前頭,「不要!我要先洗!」
![When you say you're getting in the shower but your sibling's like: "Nope, I'm showering first!"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99365915e5.png)
2. 每次全家出門的時候,你們都搶著要坐前座。
![When you have to get into a full-on war for the front seat every single car journey.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936620baf.png)
3. 當你們都必須坐在後座時:
![Except when you both have to sit in the back, and then there's this problem.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a993667ea9e.png)
爸爸:「快繫安全帶。」
你:「你的安全帶插錯了啦!」
4. 當你們必須一起分食物時:
![When you have to share some food.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99366ca5f2.png)
「一人一半吧。」
5. 當你害你的兄弟姊妹被罵時:
![When you do something wrong and your sibling gets the blame for it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936734114.png)
6. 當你媽對著你叫哥哥或姐姐的名字時:
![When your mum calls you all the other names in your family before getting yours right.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a993679731f.png)
7. 當你們在搶電視時:
![enhanced-15134-1453890329-1](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-15134-1453890329-1-300x221.jpg)
8. 當你成功搶到遙控器還把它帶離客廳,讓你的兄弟姊妹無法轉台時:
![And when you take the remote out of the room with you so your sibling can't change the channel.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99367e5912.png)
「即使後來長大了,我們還是會搶遙控器,搶贏的那個人會把遙控器帶走,這樣輸的那個人就無法轉台了。」
9. 當你們在打架的時候,你不小心出手太用力而必須趕快安撫他們,免得被爸媽知道。
![When you accidentally hit them too hard and have to stop them crying so you don't get in trouble.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a993683ddf7.png)
10. 當你媽買了什麼東西給你,又叫你不要跟其他人說:
![When your mum buys you something and tells you not to tell your siblings.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99368870c2.png)
11. 當你在偷用哥哥或姊姊的東西時,你聽到他們從樓上飛奔下來時:
![When you're going through your sibling's stuff and hear them coming upstairs.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99368deca1.png)
12. 當你為你的兄弟姊妹準備聖誕禮物時:
![When you give your sibling a Christmas present.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936947cb4.png)
「來自 時尚又性感的姊姊」
「給 沒人愛的討厭鬼妹妹」
13. 當你拜託兄弟姊妹去幫你跟爸媽問事情,但他們卻不小心提到你時:
![When you tell your sibling to go ask your parents for something but they mention your name.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99369aedf3.png)
14. 當你的兄弟姊妹說,他已經跟爸媽告狀了:
![When your sibling says they're telling on you.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936a12796.png)
驚慌失措地亂叫
15. 後來你爸媽沒打你也沒處罰你時,你會得意地嘲笑他們:
![When you've got no comeback so all you can do is mock their voice.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936a601c4.png)
16. 當你的兄弟姊妹在爸媽面前出賣你時:
![When your sibling's being a dick but your parents are in the room too.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936ab5e20.png)
「你死定了。」
17. 當有人喜歡你姊或你妹時:
![When someone says they fancy your sibling.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936b15767.png)
18. 當你的兄弟姊妹被爸媽罵得很慘時:
![When your sibling's getting told off real bad and you can't help but watch.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936b6d9c8.png)
(止不住嘴角笑意)
19. 當你們在吵架的時候:
![When you're like: "Hey, let me try that on you – I won't do it properly."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936bbf9b2.png)
20. 當你才剛要坐下,座位卻瞬間被搶走時:
![When your sibling takes the seat you were literally ~just~ in.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936c2496d.png)
21. 你明明叫他們留一些麥片給你,最後卻一片不剩時:
![When you ask your sibling to save you some cereal.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936c7ecd7.png)
22. 但他們偶爾還是有用的。
![When you need a hero.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936cc3a19.png)
23. 總之,兄弟姊妹之間的相處,不是爭個你死我活,就是相親相愛囉!
![And when your life is either one or the other – never anything in between.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936d1b64a.png)
來源:BuzzFeed
兄弟姊妹就是一種讓人又愛又恨的生物啊!
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