1. 当你准备要去洗澡的时候,你的兄弟姊妹总爱抢在前头,「不要!我要先洗!」
![When you say you're getting in the shower but your sibling's like: "Nope, I'm showering first!"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99365915e5.png)
2. 每次全家出门的时候,你们都抢着要坐前座。
![When you have to get into a full-on war for the front seat every single car journey.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936620baf.png)
3. 当你们都必须坐在后座时:
![Except when you both have to sit in the back, and then there's this problem.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a993667ea9e.png)
爸爸:「快系安全带。」
你:「你的安全带插错了啦!」
4. 当你们必须一起分食物时:
![When you have to share some food.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99366ca5f2.png)
「一人一半吧。」
5. 当你害你的兄弟姊妹被骂时:
![When you do something wrong and your sibling gets the blame for it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936734114.png)
6. 当你妈对着你叫哥哥或姐姐的名字时:
![When your mum calls you all the other names in your family before getting yours right.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a993679731f.png)
7. 当你们在抢电视时:
![enhanced-15134-1453890329-1](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-15134-1453890329-1-300x221.jpg)
8. 当你成功抢到遥控器还把它带离客厅,让你的兄弟姊妹无法转台时:
![And when you take the remote out of the room with you so your sibling can't change the channel.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99367e5912.png)
「即使后来长大了,我们还是会抢遥控器,抢赢的那个人会把遥控器带走,这样输的那个人就无法转台了。」
9. 当你们在打架的时候,你不小心出手太用力而必须赶快安抚他们,免得被爸妈知道。
![When you accidentally hit them too hard and have to stop them crying so you don't get in trouble.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a993683ddf7.png)
10. 当你妈买了什么东西给你,又叫你不要跟其他人说:
![When your mum buys you something and tells you not to tell your siblings.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99368870c2.png)
11. 当你在偷用哥哥或姊姊的东西时,你听到他们从楼上飞奔下来时:
![When you're going through your sibling's stuff and hear them coming upstairs.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99368deca1.png)
12. 当你为你的兄弟姊妹准备圣诞礼物时:
![When you give your sibling a Christmas present.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936947cb4.png)
「来自 时尚又性感的姊姊」
「给 没人爱的讨厌鬼妹妹」
13. 当你拜托兄弟姊妹去帮你跟爸妈问事情,但他们却不小心提到你时:
![When you tell your sibling to go ask your parents for something but they mention your name.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a99369aedf3.png)
14. 当你的兄弟姊妹说,他已经跟爸妈告状了:
![When your sibling says they're telling on you.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936a12796.png)
惊慌失措地乱叫
15. 后来你爸妈没打你也没处罚你时,你会得意地嘲笑他们:
![When you've got no comeback so all you can do is mock their voice.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936a601c4.png)
16. 当你的兄弟姊妹在爸妈面前出卖你时:
![When your sibling's being a dick but your parents are in the room too.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936ab5e20.png)
「你死定了。」
17. 当有人喜欢你姊或你妹时:
![When someone says they fancy your sibling.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936b15767.png)
18. 当你的兄弟姊妹被爸妈骂得很惨时:
![When your sibling's getting told off real bad and you can't help but watch.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936b6d9c8.png)
(止不住嘴角笑意)
19. 当你们在吵架的时候:
![When you're like: "Hey, let me try that on you – I won't do it properly."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936bbf9b2.png)
20. 当你才刚要坐下,座位却瞬间被抢走时:
![When your sibling takes the seat you were literally ~just~ in.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936c2496d.png)
21. 你明明叫他们留一些麦片给你,最后却一片不剩时:
![When you ask your sibling to save you some cereal.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936c7ecd7.png)
22. 但他们偶尔还是有用的。
![When you need a hero.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936cc3a19.png)
23. 总之,兄弟姊妹之间的相处,不是争个你死我活,就是相亲相爱囉!
![And when your life is either one or the other – never anything in between.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/56a9936d1b64a.png)
来源:BuzzFeed
兄弟姊妹就是一种让人又爱又恨的生物啊!
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